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Crystle Stewart 2008As usual, I tuned right in to the Miss Universe pageant last night. (It’s a work obligation, you see. All that national identity and gender and shiny dresses…). I swear, every year it seems a little bit shorter, a development for which I thought I would be grateful, except that this year shortening seemed to mean speeding up the national costume portion of event. No fair!

More to say on the costumes later, though to summarize: the Americas have arrived at some kind indigenous phase, the Balkans are still kooky, and Miss Thailand, who won for best constume, wore pants. Granted, they were Crouching Tiger Hidden Girlpower Fighting Pants, but still. Pants. Read the rest of this entry »

I am not much of a recapper (I don’t even like pageants!). But I’m in this thing and must fulfill my duties until the end! So here is what you officially need to know about the 2007 Miss Universe pageant:

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So Miss America, from Tennessee I suppose, comes out during the gala o’ nations in an Elvis get-up. I am very into the possibilities of alternative identities for people of color, but, somehow, Elvis just can’t qualify. It’s just plain creepy.

I soon, however, regretted being so hard on Rachel Smith, for she fell during evening gown segment of the Miss Universe pageant. Ouch! It was pretty terrible, I must say.

Yet, somehow, she made it into the final five. (She must’ve had a whole lot points, huh?). But the audience wasn’t buying it, booing and jeering Miss America throughout the final question section.

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