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Thanks to The Blog That Ate Manhattan, by way of Purple Medical Blog, for this gem,

“Someone from the gynecologist called. They said the pap smear is normal.”

Ha ha ha! I’m a midwestern girl, so Pabst will always strike a chord with me. Not a Billy Dee Williams Colt .45 chord, but, you know.

Since we’re on the subject of feminine hygiene as a subject of amusement, you might want to check out this old $3.60 post, “Lysol, “to promote bodily vigor and preserve feminine daintiness.”

And finally, just to make sure this topic overstays its welcome, check out this pretty amusing Natalie Dee illustration, Read the rest of this entry »

Let’s go old-skool: If I were blogging in the 1920’s, I would say of the image after the jump, Kudos to Lysol, for recognizing that bridging the chasm between traditional womanhood’s heavy labors and the ideals of femininity requires an industrial-strength douche.

Actually, I guess that is not what I would say. I would more likely be wondering if I want a pussy pocket reminiscent of a pine grove ER, and worried that, if I didn’t use it, that my children’s friends would daily steel themselves against my big, stinky fangorn forest. Hot or not? Well, not, I guess, since carbolic acid was also found a good remedy against female masturbation. Yikes!

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