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Lysol, “to promote bodily vigor and preserve feminine daintiness”

May 16, 2007 in LOTR, douche, effective mothering, fangorn forest, female masturbation, feminine hygiene, feral women, lysol | 2 comments

Let’s go old-skool: If I were blogging in the 1920’s, I would say of the image after the jump, Kudos to Lysol, for recognizing that bridging the chasm between traditional womanhood’s heavy labors and the ideals of femininity requires an industrial-strength douche.

Actually, I guess that is not what I would say. I would more likely be wondering if I want a pussy pocket reminiscent of a pine grove ER, and worried that, if I didn’t use it, that my children’s friends would daily steel themselves against my big, stinky fangorn forest. Hot or not? Well, not, I guess, since carbolic acid was also found a good remedy against female masturbation. Yikes!

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