Speaking of “Weight Statements,” I caught this on 10zenmonkeys, via Cinematical. It’s titled “The Celebrity Breast Conspiracy,” and it offers a reading not unlike mine on weight statements as non-news. These, instead, might be called “breast statements.”
This is Lou Cabron:

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