ummm, uh-oh

So I came to one of these calculators through grammarpiano, via koreanish. I was going to find out my “blog rating,” which is by the way:

Okay, saw that coming. That’s how I roll, whatever. But sadly, my obsession with self-assessment then led me to this calculator:

$4825.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth. From Mingle2 - Free Online Dating

On the original page, a big header comes up:

“Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4825! Doesn’t that make you feel great?”

No.

Somehow, that actually doesn’t make me feel great at all.

Sigh, that’s what I get.